The Super Alpha Bonus Club, or SABC (pronounced sab-see) is essentially a way for listeners to give back to Nobody Likes Onions. By paying $10 a month or $100 a year, members support the podcast, and in return these listeners gains access to a members-only portion of the NLO Forums where exclusive content is posted for the members. Some typical SABC content includes extra pre- and post-show audio, extended discussions with in-studio guests, SABC-specific video content, pictures of the on-goings of the hosts' lives along with special sneak previews at future NLO projects or store releases.

Members also get a Super Alpha Bonus Club badge underneath their forum name to signify that they are a member of the SABC.