Tony Gaud is a comedian based in the Tampa Bay area of Florida. He made his first guest appearance on Nobody Likes Onions in episodes 2 and 3, replacing Adam temporarily during his trip to Hollywood. After his brief yet impressive appearance, many fans demanded his return to the show, and he returned to a more regular hosting position in the show in episode 71.

Tony became a fountain of knowledge and butt of jokes for anything regarding Mexicans and illegal immigrants, yet he continouosly denied being Mexican himself. He instead claimed to be Puerto Rican, and as such would carry none of the native Mexican characteristics. Others, however, thought differently. Because of this, Tony was assigned the role of official representative of all Mexican opinion on the show. This also led to the introduction of the Ask a Mexican show segment.

Tony appeared in a commercial for Hungry Howie's, yelling the line "Too Good!", the quote becoming a sound effect on the show. He also appeared in another commercial for tourism to Florida, spurting suncream all over himself.

Over the course of time, Tony's visits to the show became increasingly infrequent. Part of this stemmed from the usual scheduling troubles, though Tony eventually claimed that the show had become too racially charged for him to continue as a show fixture. One of the last great episodes with Tony was Episode 242: BRICK.

In Episode 300: Burning Bridges, Tony's permanent departure is effectively announced, and the events leading up to titular bridge-burning are outlined on the program. Tony's final in-studio appearance was on Episode 291: Foreskin.

Tony is also famous for reinventing cupcakes in a cannabis induced haze.

Memorable Quotes

"I am not Mexican!"

"Oh Man" (Tony drags out the o on Oh and the A and N on Man during this quote. He usually says this after hearing a particularly offensive joke by other hosts, especially when it pertains to race.)

"I will physically strike you."

Patrick: "I run shit bitch!"
Tony: "You can't run!"

Patrick: "...Tony put the seat down like a little bitch"
Tony: "I put the seat down because I got manners...ya hear that ladies?"

List of In-Studio Appearances

Episode 002: Spam & Street People Episode 003: Leftovers Episode 071: Black Boxes Episode 072: Blackaroni & Sleaze Episode 073: Paying Your Dues Episode 074: Fuck The Fans Episode 077: Great Balls of Fire - Part I Episode 078: Great Balls of Fire - Part II Episode 079: Good Night & Good Luck Episode 080: Our Anthem Episode 081: That Loving Feeling Episode 082: Jim's Not Funny Episode 083: Worshipping Wackos Episode 084: Stood-Up Stand-Ups Episode 085: Baby Steps Episode 086: The Truth Hurts Episode 087: Calling All Comics Episode 088: Lacking Originality Episode 096: Super Bean Episode 097: R34L17Y Episode 098: Feel The Rain Episode 099: Pipe Smoker

Episode 100: It Really Works Episode 104: Tantric Terrorism Episode 110: Tipping Is Encouraged Episode 111: FTW! WTF? Episode 116: Wetting The Bed Episode 117: Condoms and Cupcakes Episode 118: Barbed Through The Heart Episode 120: Addicted To Love Episode 133: Is This Thing On? Episode 134: I'm A Loser Baby Episode 141: Bah Humbug Episode 142: I Love My Mac Episode 143: Fishtank Fireplace Episode 147: Freedom Fighters Episode 149: Mean Girls Episode 161: Jesus Was Emo Episode 162: Fuck Pauly Shore Episode 169: Snow Patrol Episode 170: Home Sweet Car Episode 242: BRICK Episode 290: Padded Poles Episode 291: Foreskin

Call-Ins

Episode 095: Let's All Get Along
Episode 295: The Whore Whisperer

Links

Tony makes many YouTube videos that can be found on his YouTube Profile. He goes by the name DitchDog on the site.

Interview, presumably for Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight
The Commercial where "Too Good!" originated.