
Tony Gaud is a comedian based in the Tampa Bay area of Florida. He made his first guest appearance on Nobody Likes Onions in episodes 2 and 3, replacing Adam temporarily during his trip to Hollywood. After his brief yet impressive appearance, many fans demanded his return to the show, and he returned to a more regular hosting position in the show in episode 71.
Tony became a fountain of knowledge and butt of jokes for anything regarding Mexicans and illegal immigrants, yet he continouosly denied being Mexican himself. He instead claimed to be Puerto Rican, and as such would carry none of the native Mexican characteristics. Others, however, thought differently. Because of this, Tony was assigned the role of official representative of all Mexican opinion on the show. This also led to the introduction of the
Ask a Mexican show segment.
Tony appeared in a commercial for Hungry Howie's, yelling the line "Too Good!", the quote becoming a sound effect on the show. He also appeared in another commercial for tourism to Florida, spurting suncream all over himself.
Over the course of time, Tony's visits to the show became increasingly infrequent. Part of this stemmed from the usual scheduling troubles, though Tony eventually claimed that the show had become too racially charged for him to continue as a show fixture. One of the last great episodes with Tony was
Episode 242: BRICK.
In
Episode 300: Burning Bridges, Tony's permanent departure is effectively announced, and the
events leading up to titular bridge-burning are outlined on the program. Tony's final in-studio appearance was on
Episode 291: Foreskin.
Tony is also famous for reinventing cupcakes in a cannabis induced haze.
Memorable Quotes

"I am not Mexican!"
"Oh Man" (Tony drags out the o on Oh and the A and N on Man during this quote. He usually says this after hearing a particularly offensive joke by other hosts, especially when it pertains to race.)
"I will physically strike you."
Patrick: "I run shit bitch!"
Tony: "You can't run!"
Patrick: "...Tony put the seat down like a little bitch"
Tony: "I put the seat down because I got manners...ya hear that ladies?"
List of In-Studio Appearances
Call-Ins
Episode 095: Let's All Get Along Episode 295: The Whore Whisperer Links
Tony makes many YouTube videos that can be found on his
YouTube Profile. He goes by the name DitchDog on the site.
Interview, presumably for Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight
The Commercial where "Too Good!" originated.