<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/xsl/rss2html.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/scripts/wpcss/wiki/nlo/skin/meadowgreen/rss" type="text/css" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>Nobody Likes Onions - Recently Updated Pages</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/pageSearch/updated</link><description>Recently Updated Pages on http://nlo.wetpaint.com</description><language>en-us</language><webMaster>info@wetpaint.com</webMaster><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:49:25 CDT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:49:25 CDT</lastBuildDate><generator>wetpaint.com</generator><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>Nobody Likes Onions</title><url>http://www.wetpaint.com/img/logo.gif</url><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com</link></image><item><title>List of Live Shows</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/List+of+Live+Shows</link><author>NobodyLikesKen</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/List+of+Live+Shows</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:49:25 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			Which shows were live? Check out this list of all the episodes to find out. If you happen to find any disagreements with what you hear and the information provided in this list, please comment on inform a member of the staff with the specific information in order to verify the necessary change. Thank You<br><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+001%3A+A+New+Hope" target="_self">Episode 001: A New   Hope</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+002:+Spam+&+Street+People" target="_self">Episode 002: Spam &amp; Street People</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+003:+Leftovers" target="_self">Episode 003: Leftovers</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+004:+A+Star+Is+Born" target="_self">Episode 004: A Star Is Born</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+005:+Big+Cameron" target="_self">Episode 005: Big Cameron</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+006:+Precious+Moments" target="_self">Episode 006: Precious Moments</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+007:+Shark+Week" target="_self">Episode 007: Shark Week</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+008:+Breaking+The+Law" target="_self">Episode 008: Breaking The Law</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+009:+Adam+The+Crybaby" target="_self">Episode 009: Adam The Crybaby</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+010%3A+Our+10th+Show+Ever%21" target="_self">Episode 010: Our 10th Show Ever</a>! - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+011:+Double+Down" target="_self">Episode 011: Double Down</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+012:+Patrick+Is+Grumpy" target="_self">Episode 012: Patrick Is Grumpy</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+013:+Sponsored+By+Hate" target="_self">Episode 013: Sponsored By Hate</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+014:+Love+&+Waffles" target="_self">Episode 014: Love &amp; Waffles</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+015:+Flour+Power" target="_self">Episode 015: Flour Power</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+016:+Chocolate+&+Child+Abuse" target="_self">Episode 016: Chocolate &amp; Child Abuse</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+017:+Twisting+Titties" target="_self">Episode 017: Twisting Titties</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+018:+Worst+Show+Ever+I" target="_self">Episode 018: Worst Show Ever I</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+019:+Egg+On+Our+Faces" target="_self">Episode 019: Egg On Our Faces</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+020:+Heaven+In+A+Raindrop" target="_self">Episode 020: Heaven In A Raindrop</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+021:+Adam+Walks+Out" target="_self">Episode 021: Adam Walks Out</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+022:+The+Blacker+the+Berry" target="_self">Episode 022: The Blacker the Berry</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+023:+Roshambo" target="_self">Episode 023: Roshambo</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+024:+Analyze+This" target="_self">Episode 024: Analyze This</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+025:+In+Full+Effect" target="_self">Episode 025: In Full Effect</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+026%3A+Sin+O%E2%80%99+Men" target="_self">Episode 026: Sin O&#39; Men</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+027:+Give+Me+A+Break" target="_self">Episode 027: Give Me A Break</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+028%3A+Who%E2%80%99s+The+Victim%3F" target="_self">Episode 028: Who&#39;s The Victim?</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+029:+Hit+Points+Are+Gay" target="_self">Episode 029: Hit Points Are Gay</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+030%3A+How+You+Say%3F" target="_self">Episode 030: How You Say?</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+031%3A+Mother%E2%80%99s+Day" target="_self">Episode 031: Mother&#39;s Day</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+032:+Three+Is+A+Crowd" target="_self">Episode 032: Three Is A Crowd</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+033:+The+Power+of+Numbers" target="_self">Episode 033: The Power of Numbers</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+034:+Honey+Sucker" target="_self">Episode 034: Honey Sucker</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+035:+Jewbilee" target="_self">Episode 035: Jewbilee</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+036:+More+Than+Words" target="_self">Episode 036: More Than Words</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+037:+Sniffing+Glucose" target="_self">Episode 037: Sniffing Glucose</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+038:+Easy+As+ABC" target="_self">Episode 038: Easy As ABC</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+039:+Worst+Show+Ever+II" target="_self">Episode 039: Worst Show Ever II</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+040:+Expo+Schmexpo" target="_self">Episode 040: Expo Schmexpo</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+041:+Camel+Bomb" target="_self">Episode 041: Camel Bomb</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+042:+Shooting+Starr" target="_self">Episode 042: Shooting Starr</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+043:+To+The+Moon" target="_self">Episode 043: To The Moon</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+044:+Dishwasher+Safe" target="_self">Episode 044: Dishwasher Safe</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+045:+Phuck+Phonebooks" target="_self">Episode 045: Phuck Phonebooks</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+046:+Awkward" target="_self">Episode 046: Awkward</a> - Not Live<br>Episode 047: Tech, No? - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+048:+To+The+Batmobile" target="_self">Episode 048: To The Batmobile</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+049:+All+Up+In+Your+Chimney" target="_self">Episode 049: All Up In Your Chimney</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+050:+Enough+With+The+CGI" target="_self">Episode 050: Enough With The CGI</a> - Not Live<br>Episode 051: Who&#39;s The Asshole? - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+052:+Sellout+Handbook" target="_self">Episode 052: Sellout Handbook</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+053:+The+Getting+Is+Good" target="_self">Episode 053: The Getting Is Good</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+054:+All+Aboard" target="_self">Episode 054: All Aboard</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+055:+Nick+Spar" target="_self">Episode 055: Nick Spar</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+056:+The+English+Channel" target="_self">Episode 056: The English Channel</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+057:+Needling+Nick" target="_self">Episode 057: Needling Nick</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+058:+Large+Packages" target="_self">Episode 058: Large Packages</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+059:+Shot+Through+The+Heart" target="_self">Episode 059: Shot Through The Heart</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+060:+Easy+Come,+Easy+Go" target="_self">Episode 060: Easy Come, Easy Go</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+061:+Phoning+It+In" target="_self">Episode 061: Phoning It In</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+062:+Nick+at+Night" target="_self">Episode 062: Nick at Night</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+063:+Fuck+Susan+Miller" target="_self">Episode 063: Fuck Susan Miller</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+064:+Meet+The+Press" target="_self">Episode 064: Meet The Press</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+065:+Sanny+Franny" target="_self">Episode 065: Sanny Franny</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+066:+Uninvited+Guest" target="_self">Episode 066: Uninvited Guest</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+067:+Chocolate+MILF" target="_self">Episode 067: Chocolate MILF</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+068:+Seeing+Green" target="_self">Episode 068: Seeing Green</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+069:+Skeet+From+God" target="_self">Episode 069: Skeet From God</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+070:+Cunt+Show" target="_self">Episode 070: Cunt Show</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+071:+Black+Boxes" target="_self">Episode 071: Black Boxes</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+072:+Blackaroni+&+Sleaze" target="_self">Episode 072: Blackaroni &amp; Sleaze</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+073:+Paying+Your+Dues" target="_self">Episode 073: Paying Your Dues</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+074:+Fuck+The+Fans" target="_self">Episode 074: Fuck The Fans</a> - Live<br>Episode 075: Where Is The Problem? - Live<br>Episode 076: Too Soon? - Not Live<br>Episode 077: Great Balls of Fire I - Live<br>Episode 078: Great Balls of Fire II - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+079:+Good+Night+&+Good+Luck" target="_self">Episode 079: Good Night &amp; Good Luck</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+080:+Our+Anthem" target="_self">Episode 080: Our Anthem</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+081:+That+Loving+Feeling" target="_self">Episode 081: That Loving Feeling</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+082%3A+Jim%27s+Not+Funny" target="_self">Episode 082: Jim&#39;s Not Funny</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+083:+Worshipping+Wackos" target="_self">Episode 083: Worshipping Wackos</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+084:+Stood-Up+Stand-Ups" target="_self">Episode 084: Stood-Up Stand-Ups</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+085:+Baby+Steps" target="_self">Episode 085: Baby Steps</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+086:+The+Truth+Hurts" target="_self">Episode 086: The Truth Hurts</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+087:+Calling+All+Comics" target="_self">Episode 087: Calling All Comics</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+088:+Lacking+Originality" target="_self">Episode 088: Lacking Originality</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+089:+Dirty+Deeds" target="_self">Episode 089: Dirty Deeds</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+090:+Everybody+Poops" target="_self">Episode 090: Everybody Poops</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+091:+Giving+Ten+Percent" target="_self">Episode 091: Giving Ten Percent</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+092:+Crickets" target="_self">Episode 092: Crickets</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+093%3A+Mo%27+Money%2C+Mo%27+Problems" target="_self">Episode 093: Mo&#39; Money, Mo&#39; Problems</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+094:+Bosox+&+Binary" target="_self">Episode 094: Bosox &amp; Binary</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+095%3A+Let%27s+All+Get+Along" target="_self">Episode 095: Let&#39;s All Get Along</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+096:+Super+Bean" target="_self">Episode 096: Super Bean</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+097:+R34L17Y" target="_self">Episode 097: R34L17Y</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+098:+Feel+The+Rain" target="_self">Episode 098: Feel The Rain</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+099:+Pipe+Smoker" target="_self">Episode 099: Pipe Smoker</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+100:+It+Really+Works" target="_self">Episode 100: It Really Works</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+101:+Premium+Cheese" target="_self">Episode 101: Premium Cheese</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+102:+Fuck+Stephen+Hash" target="_self">Episode 102: Fuck Stephen Hash</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+103:+Tonka+Pony" target="_self">Episode 103: Tonka Pony</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+104:+Tantric+Terrorism" target="_self">Episode 104: Tantric Terrorism</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+105:+Delicious+&+Nutritious" target="_self">Episode 105: Delicious &amp; Nutritious</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+106:+Fertilizer+Foot" target="_self">Episode 106: Fertilizer Foot</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+107:+The+Gay+Son" target="_self">Episode 107: The Gay Son</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+108:+The+Big+Show" target="_self">Episode 108: The Big Show</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+109:+Tube+Boob" target="_self">Episode 109: Tube Boob</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+110:+Tipping+Is+Encouraged" target="_self">Episode 110: Tipping Is Encouraged</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+111%3A+FTW%21+WTF%3F" target="_self">Episode 111: FTW! WTF?</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+112:+Blow+&+Go" target="_self">Episode 112: Blow &amp; Go</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+113%3A+Expos%2C+eh%3F" target="_self">Episode 113: Expos, eh?</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+114%3A+%2470.24" target="_self">Episode 114: $70.24</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+115:+Allegedly" target="_self">Episode 115: Allegedly</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+116:+Wetting+The+Bed" target="_self">Episode 116: Wetting The Bed</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+117:+Condoms+and+Cupcakes" target="_self">Episode 117: Condoms and Cupcakes</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+118:+Barbed+Through+The+Heart" target="_self">Episode 118: Barbed Through The Heart</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+119:+Fuck+Adam+In+His+Title-Making+Ass" target="_self">Episode 119: Fuck Adam In His Title-Making Ass</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+120:+Addicted+To+Love" target="_self">Episode 120: Addicted To Love</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+121:+Cooking+With+Fat" target="_self">Episode 121: Cooking With Fat</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+122:+Special+Edition" target="_self">Episode 122: Special Edition</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+123:+Scary+Good" target="_self">Episode 123: Scary Good</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+124:+Chew+On+This" target="_self">Episode 124: Chew On This</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+125:+Limited+Liability" target="_self">Episode 125: Limited Liability</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+126:+Showortuguese" target="_self">Episode 126: Showortuguese</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+127:+Pop+Culture+Politics" target="_self">Episode 127: Pop Culture Politics</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+128:+MMPFP" target="_self">Episode 128: MMPFP</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+129:+A+Tale+of+Two+Chewys" target="_self">Episode 129: A Tale of Two Chewys</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+130:+Kill+Yourself" target="_self">Episode 130: Kill Yourself</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+131:+MMPFP+Redux" target="_self">Episode 131: MMPFP Redux</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+132:+The+Citrus+Demon" target="_self">Episode 132: The Citrus Demon</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+133%3A+Is+This+Thing+On%3F" target="_self">Episode 133: Is This Thing On?</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+134%3A+I%27m+A+Loser+Baby" target="_self">Episode 134: I&#39;m A Loser Baby</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+135:+Missing+Inaction" target="_self">Episode 135: Missing Inaction</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+136:+Extermination+and+Sauce" target="_self">Episode 136: Extermination and Sauce</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+137:+Goodbye+To+Hollywood" target="_self">Episode 137: Goodbye To Hollywood</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+138:+Kids+These+Days" target="_self">Episode 138: Kids These Days</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+139:+The+Softer+Side" target="_self">Episode 139: The Softer Side</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+140:+Strep+Poker" target="_self">Episode 140: Strep Poker</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+141:+Bah+Humbug" target="_self">Episode 141: Bah Humbug</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+142:+I+Love+My+Mac" target="_self">Episode 142: I Love My Mac</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+143%3A++Fishtank+Fireplace" target="_self">Episode 143: </a><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+143%3A++Fishtank+Fireplace" target="_self">Fishtank Fireplace</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+144:+Bumps+and+Rumps" target="_self">Episode 144: Bumps and Rumps</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+145%3A+Yeeeaaah%21" target="_self">Episode 145: Yeeeaaah!</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+146:+Saved+by+a+Bell" target="_self">Episode 146: Saved by a Bell</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+147:+Freedom+Fighters" target="_self">Episode 147: Freedom Fighters</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+148:+Uncomfortably+Dumb" target="_self">Episode 148: Uncomfortably Dumb</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+149:+Mean+Girls" target="_self">Episode 149: Mean Girls</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+150:+Politically+Speaking" target="_self">Episode 150: Politically Speaking</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+151%3A+Snarls+Barkley" target="_self">Episode 151: Snarls Barkly</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+152:+Return+of+the+MMPFP" target="_self">Episode 152: Return of the MMPFP</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+153:+Debby+Loses" target="_self">Episode 153: Debby Loses</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+154:+Death+By+Chocolate" target="_self">Episode 154: Death By Chocolate</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+155:+Semper+Pi" target="_self">Episode 155: Semper Pi</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+156:+The+Soc" target="_self">Episode 156: The Soc</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+157:+Cheesy+Tots" target="_self">Episode 157: Cheesy Tots</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+158:+Lil+Woozie" target="_self">Episode 158: Lil Woozie</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+159:+Maniac+Mondays" target="_self">Episode 159: Maniac Mondays</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+160:+Sparkling+Wiggles" target="_self">Episode 160: Sparkling Wiggles</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+161:+Jesus+Was+Emo" target="_self">Episode 161: Jesus Was Emo</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+162:+Fuck+Pauly+Shore" target="_self">Episode 162: Fuck Pauly Shore</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+163:+Vegas+and+Vagina" target="_self">Episode 163: Vegas and Vagina</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+164:+Lost+Vegas" target="_self">Episode 164: Lost Vegas</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+165:+Up+Your+Pee+Hole" target="_self">Episode 165: Up Your Pee Hole</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+166:+Scorn+and+Scones" target="_self">Episode 166: Scorn and Scones</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+167:+Edit+This+Out" target="_self">Episode 167: Edit This Out</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+168:+Dagre+is+White" target="_self">Episode 168: Dagre is White</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+169:+Snow+Patrol" target="_self">Episode 169: Snow Patrol</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+170:+Home+Sweet+Car" target="_self">Episode 170: Home Sweet Car</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+171:+Nick+Gets+a+Hooker" target="_self">Episode 171: Nick Gets a Hooker</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+172:+Learn+Things" target="_self">Episode 172: Learn Things</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+173:+This+is+Gay" target="_self">Episode 173: This is Gay</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+174%3A+Promo+School" target="_self">Episode 174: Promo  School</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+175:+Fuck+White+People" target="_self">Episode 175: Fuck White People</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+176:+Yellow+Skin+and+Bluetooth" target="_self">Episode 176: Yellow Skin and Bluetooth</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+177:+Postal+Service" target="_self">Episode 177: Postal Service</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+178%3A+It%27s+Just+Like+a+Mini+Show%21" target="_self">Episode 178: It&#39;s Just Like a Mini Show!</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+179:+Jackrabbit+for+Your+Pocketbook" target="_self">Episode 179: Jackrabbit for Your Pocketbook</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+180:+Cheesecake+Unsatisfactory" target="_self">Episode 180: Cheesecake Unsatisfactory</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+181:+Tor-ture" target="_self">Episode 181: Tor-ture</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+182:+Liquid+Tuesdays" target="_self">Episode 182: Liquid Tuesdays</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+183:+Pee+Shirt" target="_self">Episode 183: Pee Shirt</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+184:+iHOP" target="_self">Episode 184: iHOP</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+185:+Radio+is+Dead" target="_self">Episode 185: Radio is Dead</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+186%3A+Jim%27s+Still+Not+Funny" target="_self">Episode 186: Jim&#39;s Still Not Funny</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+187:+Closing+The+Deal" target="_self">Episode 187: Closing The Deal</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+188%3A+You+Don%27t+Know+Me" target="_self">Episode 188: You Don&#39;t Know Me</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+189:+Fat+Guys+At+IHOP" target="_self">Episode 189: Fat Guys At IHOP</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+190:+R+Kelly" target="_self">Episode 190: R Kelly</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+191:+Chip+Chip" target="_self">Episode 191: Chip Chip</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+192:+Donkey+Show" target="_self">Episode 192: Donkey Show</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+193:+Gay+Chicken" target="_self">Episode 193: Gay Chicken</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+194:+Glad+You+Came" target="_self">Episode 194: Glad You Came</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+195:+I+Heart+Apple" target="_self">Episode 195: I Heart Apple</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+196:+Everything+Just+Works" target="_self">Episode 196: Everything Just Works</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+197:+Soft+Serve" target="_self">Episode 197: Soft Serve</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+198:+Jessicunt" target="_self">Episode 198: Jessicunt</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+199:+McShow" target="_self">Episode 199: McShow</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+200:+Dick+Starr" target="_self">Episode 200: Dick Starr</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+201:+Stalkeroni" target="_self">Episode 201: Stalkeroni</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+202:+iPhone" target="_self">Episode 202: iPhone</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+203:+Running+on+Empty" target="_self">Episode 203: Running on Empty</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+204:+Poo+Penis" target="_self">Episode 204: Poo Penis</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+205:+Gulls+and+Giggles" target="_self">Episode 205: Gulls and Giggles</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+206:+N-Word+to+Your+Mother" target="_self">Episode 206: N-Word to Your Mother</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+207:+Gilmore+Girls" target="_self">Episode 207: Gilmore Girls</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+208:+Candy+and+Rose+Petals" target="_self">Episode 208: Candy and Rose Petals</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+209:+Purrrnce" target="_self">Episode 209: Purrrnce</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+210%3A+Selct+Sause" target="_self">Episode 210: Selct Sauce</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+211:+Your+New+Daddy" target="_self">Episode 211: Your New Daddy</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+212:+Fairweather" target="_self">Episode 212: Fairweather</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+213:+Kanye+Wet" target="_self">Episode 213: Kanye Wet</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+214:+Retard+Monkey+Nazi" target="_self">Episode 214: Retard Monkey Nazi</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+215:+iSuicide" target="_self">Episode 215: iSuicide</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+216:+Everything+Bagels" target="_self">Episode 216: Everything Bagels</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+217:+Bourne+Legacy" target="_self">Episode 217: Bourne Legacy</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+218:+Just+Bet" target="_self">Episode 218: Just Bet</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+219:+Magick" target="_self">Episode 219: Magick</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+220:+Absolutely+Retarded" target="_self">Episode 220: Absolutely Retarded</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+221:+Quock" target="_self">Episode 221: Quock</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+222:+Annoying+Noises" target="_self">Episode 222: Annoying Noises</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+223:+OJ+OK" target="_self">Episode 223: OJ OK</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+224:+WPTee-Hee-Hee" target="_self">Episode 224: WPTee-Hee-Hee</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+225%3A+All+Of+It%3F" target="_self">Episode 225: All Of It?</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+226:+Confirm+or+Deny" target="_self">Episode 226: Confirm or Deny</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+227:+Like+Butter" target="_self">Episode 227: Like Butter</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+228:+Crash+Forward" target="_self">Episode 228: Crash Forward</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+229:+ipodiphotoiwataiphone" target="_self">Episode 229: ipodiphotoiwataiphone</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+230:+SportClips" target="_self">Episode 230: SportClips</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+231:+Asscorn" target="_self">Episode 231: Asscorn</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+232:+Flavor+Rods" target="_self">Episode 232: Flavor Rods</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+233:+Marathon+Show+Part+1" target="_self">Episode 233: Marathon Show Part 1</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+234:+Marathon+Show+Part+2" target="_self">Episode 234: Marathon Show Part 2</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+235:+Marathon+Show+Part+3" target="_self">Episode 235: Marathon Show Part 3</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+236:+Marathon+Show+Part+4" target="_self">Episode 236: Marathon Show Part 4</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+237:+Marathon+Show+Part+5" target="_self">Episode 237: Marathon Show Part 5</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+238:+Cascading+Crap" target="_self">Episode 238: Cascading Crap</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+239:+Nugget+Challenge" target="_self">Episode 239: Nugget Challenge</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+240:+Touching+Bag" target="_self">Episode 240: Touching Bag</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+241:+Wheeling+and+Dealing" target="_self">Episode 241: Wheeling and Dealing</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+242:+BRICK" target="_self">Episode 242: BRICK</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+243:+Tom+Brady+the+Alien" target="_self">Episode 243: Tom Brady the Alien</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+244:+Show+Savior" target="_self">Episode 244: Show Savior</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+245:+No+Cussing+Club" target="_self">Episode 245: No Cussing Club</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+246:+So+Sorry" target="_self">Episode 246: So Sorry</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+247:+Shower+Soap" target="_self">Episode 247: Shower Soap</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+248:+Donut+Dust" target="_self">Episode 248: Donut Dust</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+249:+Black+Dick+Tracy" target="_self">Episode 249: Black Dick Tracy</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+250:+Baseball+Monorail" target="_self">Episode 250: Baseball Monorail</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+251:+Gumption" target="_self">Episode 251: Gumption</a> - Not Live<br>Episode 252: What Can You Do? - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+253:+Customer+Service" target="_self">Episode 253: Customer Service</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+254:+Shiatsu+Sham" target="_self">Episode 254: Shiatsu Sham</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+255:+TINARS" target="_self">Episode 255: TINARS</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+256:+Skidoo" target="_self">Episode 256: Skidoo</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+257:+Edible+Headables" target="_self">Episode 257: Edible Headables</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+258:+2LiveJews" target="_self">Episode 258: 2LiveJews</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+259:+Kwanzaa+Sex" target="_self">Episode 259: Kwanzaa Sex</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+260:+Chillow" target="_self">Episode 260: Chillow</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+261:+Acting+Out" target="_self">Episode 261: Acting Out</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+262:+Talking+Tokens" target="_self">Episode 262: Talking Tokens</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+263:+The+Autistic+Spectrum" target="_self">Episode 263: The Autistic Spectrum</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+264:+Easonsa+Eetingsgra" target="_self">Episode 264: Easonsa Eetingsgra</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+265:+Windshear" target="_self">Episode 265: Windshear</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+266:+On+Your+Face" target="_self">Episode 266: On Your Face</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+267:+True+Romantic" target="_self">Episode 267: True Romantic</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+268:+Fern+Tea" target="_self">Episode 268: Fern Tea</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+269:+Vacuuming+Is+Fun+Again" target="_self">Episode 269: Vacuuming Is Fun Again</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+270:+Tickle+Me+Emo" target="_self">Episode 270: Tickle Me Emo</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+271:+Reigns+and+Roles" target="_self">Episode 271: Reigns and Roles</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+272:+Kimmy+the+Kidder" target="_self">Episode 272: Kimmy the Kidder</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+273:+On+the+DL" target="_self">Episode 273: On the DL</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+274:+Knocking+on+Salad" target="_self">Episode 274: Knocking on Salad</a> - Live<br>Episode 275: Starts and Stops - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+276:+Agreeance" target="_self">Episode 276: Agreeance</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+277:+Bistro+Sauce" target="_self">Episode 277: Bistro Sauce</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+278:+Under+the+Bus" target="_self">Episode 278: Under the Bus</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+279:+The+Be+Nice+Show" target="_self">Episode 279: The Be Nice Show</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+280:+Rival+Shows" target="_self">Episode 280: Rival Shows</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+281:+Rebuttal" target="_self">Episode 281: Rebuttal</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+282:+Single+White+Kermit" target="_self">Episode 282: Single White Kermit</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+283:+I+Make+Boom+Boom" target="_self">Episode 283: I Make Boom Boom</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+284" target="_self">Episode 284</a>: ???????????? - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+285:+Jupiter" target="_self">Episode 285: Jupiter</a> - Live<br>Episode 286: Alicia Bird - Not Live<br>Episode 287: Chip Witch - Not Live<br>Episode 288: Palooza - Not Live<br>Episode 289: Armania - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+290:+Padded+Poles" target="_self">Episode 290: Padded Poles</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+291:+Foreskin" target="_self">Episode 291: Foreskin</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+292:+Mini+Minyan" target="_self">Episode 292: Mini Minyan</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+293:+Present+Peeking" target="_self">Episode 293: Present Peeking</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+294:+Oats+and+Blow" target="_self">Episode 294: Oats and Blow</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+295:+The+Whore+Whisperer" target="_self">Episode 295: The Whore Whisperer</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+296:+Under+the+Sea" target="_self">Episode 296: Under the Sea</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+297:+Ladies+Night" target="_self">Episode 297: Ladies Night</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+298:+Kid+Touching" target="_self">Episode 298: Kid Touching</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+299:+Crossing+Swords" target="_self">Episode 299: Crossing Swords</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+300:+Burning+Bridges" target="_self">Episode 300: Burning Bridges</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+301:+Jake+and+the+Fat+Man" target="_self">Episode 301: Jake and the Fat Man</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+302:+Cuddle+Party" target="_self">Episode 302: Cuddle Party</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+303:+Nobody+Likes+A+Quitter" target="_self">Episode 303: Nobody Likes A Quitter</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+304:+Wet+Willies" target="_self">Episode 304: Wet Willies</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+305:+Brandy+Mickey+Is+A+Lying+Whore" target="_self">Episode 305: Brandy Mickey Is A Lying Whore</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+306:+Net+Sassy" target="_self">Episode 306: Net Sassy</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+307:+Comedy+Cancer" target="_self">Episode 307: Comedy Cancer</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+308:+Guy+Gifts" target="_self">Episode 308: Guy Gifts</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+309:+Small+Prizes" target="_self">Episode 309: Small Prizes</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+310:+Riding+Bikes" target="_self">Episode 310: Riding Bikes</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+311:+Born+To+Farm" target="_self">Episode 311: Born To Farm</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+312:+Serious+Right+Now" target="_self">Episode 312: Serious Right Now</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+313:+The+Average+White+Guy" target="_self">Episode 313: The Average White Guy</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+314:+In+The+Plane" target="_self">Episode 314: In The Plane</a> - Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+315:+Czech+Yourself" target="_self">Episode 315: Czech Yourself</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+316:+Ace+of+Cakes" target="_self">Episode 316: Ace of Cakes</a> - Not Live<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+317:+Penis+Pumped" target="_self">Episode 317: Penis Pumped</a> - Live<hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>PodSlaughter</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/PodSlaughter</link><author>Anonymous</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/PodSlaughter</guid><comments>Added origin</comments><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:20:16 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			Originally airing on <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+058%3A+Large+Packages" target="_self">Episode 058: Large Packages</a>, Podslaughter was the debut track from Type 2 records. It is a rap track by Patrick that mocks the competitive nature of the podcasting industry and NLO. It is also designed to mimic and pastiche tradition al gangster rap lyrics and styles.<br><br><br>[Spoken:]<br>Aw yeah<br>kick that beat one time dawg<br>Type 2 records<br>Aw, you feel it?<br>A lot of fuckin&#39; podcasters<br>Talkin&#39; a lotta shit dawg<br>We&#39;ve gonna see who&#39;s the realest<br>We&#39;ve gonna find out<br><br>What the fucks up America, how do you do?<br>My name is Patrick M****n, folks call me Type 2<br>Lots of people have hobbies, like riding bikes<br>My hobby is onions that nobody likes<br>The show started out small, but got real big<br>And some folks bitched, and started to wig out<br>About some comments that I had made<br>And started telling me that I should PodFade<br>I&#39;m not the rudest bitch to ever get on the mic<br>But I&#39;ve never been one who people called polite<br>I try to be real and I try to make money<br>I&#39;m like FedEx &#39;cause I deliver the funny!<br>Some people don&#39;t like that and they tell us<br>The fact is those mothafuckas just jealous<br>I&#39;m tired of it, that&#39;s why it&#39;s going no further<br>I put pen to paper and I wrote PodSlaughter!<br><br>(PodSlaughter)<br>(PodSlaughter)<br><br>(PodSlaughter)<br>(PodSlaughter)<br><br>Now a lot of podcasts talk shit about me<br>And everybody&#39;s telling me that I&#39;m too mean<br>Well let me tell you I don&#39;t give a shit what you think<br>Have you sucked on my dick? Let me pour you a drink<br>Everybody&#39;s acting so scared - they&#39;re so scared<br>What will people say and who cares - bitch who cares?<br>Censor me they wouldn&#39;t dare - they fuckin&#39; wouldn&#39;t dare<br>Have you looked for me in iTunes? (I&#39;m not there!)<br>&quot;We&#39;re sorry Mr. M****n, there must be a glitch.&quot;<br>You&#39;re goddamn right you fuckin&#39; son of a bitch<br>The glitch is that the whole fuckin&#39; system&#39;s broke<br>When people in America can&#39;t take a joke<br>About a baby, a midget, a black or a white<br>About a country, a bombing, a muslim or kike<br>Lock up your son before I knock up your daughter<br>My name is Type 2 and I&#39;m on a PodSlaughter!<br><br>(PodSlaughter)<br>(PodSlaughter)<br>(PodSlaughter)<br><br>[Spoken:]<br>Ha ha! Say What?<br>Done told y&#39;all to fuck with me!<br>Ha ha ha ha ha, that&#39;s the one to keep!<br><br>You can download the song from<br>http://libsyn.com/media/nlo/podslaughter.mp3<br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Towery</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Towery</link><author>Skitchy</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Towery</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:29:26 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			Towery is a video created by Lazyboy, an Israeli listener and animator. This video became an Internet phenomenon and attracted countless new listeners to the show. There is a high demand for other animations of show segments but as of now, no videos are in production.<br><br>The video provoked a negative response too, making people outraged that the guys would make fun of a tregedy such as the September 11th attacks. One such person sent Patrick messages on Myspace expressing his disgust to the video because he had lost an uncle and other family members in the attack... Patrick read the messages out on the show and mocked the guy.<br><br> <hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Throw Johnny Under the Bus</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Throw+Johnny+Under+the+Bus</link><author>Anonymous</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Throw+Johnny+Under+the+Bus</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:45:10 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			In this segment, Patrick chooses to target Johnny and blame him for something that he obviously isn&#39;t responsible for, &#39;Throwing him under the Bus&#39;. Often accompanied with a sound clip of &quot;Throw Johnny under the bus, throw Johnny under the bus, everybody loves it when we *Ding* Throw Johnny under the Bus!&quot;<br><br><h3>  <u>List of Segmen</u><u>t:</u></h3>Epsiode ###: Title - Name/Descriptor of individual segment<br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Bad Podcast Of The Week</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Bad+Podcast+Of+The+Week</link><author>NobodyLikesKen</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Bad+Podcast+Of+The+Week</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:54:37 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			<br>The Bad Podcast of the Week (BPOW) was a weekly <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Regular+Segments" target="_self">segment</a> on Nobody Likes Onions in which the hosts would review a podcast that, in short, the world never needed to hear. They play short sections from the show, with commentary and criticism, which mostly involved bashing almost every aspect of each podcast. More information on each Bad Podcast can be found under the pages listed to the left, though the most informative source of information remains the BPOW segment itself from the actual program.<br><br>The majority of the featured Podcasts choose not to acknowledge their spot as BPOW, however several have responded with hostility, and in each case a large volume of hilarity ensued.<br><br>Presently, the Bad Podcast of the Week is no longer a regular weekly segment on the show, though <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Patrick" target="_self">Patrick</a> has stated that the segment isn&#39;t retired either.<br><br><h3>  List of Bad Podcasts (Under Construction):</h3><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+001:+A+New+Hope" target="_self">Episode 001: A New Hope</a> - <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/R4NDOM" target="_self">R4NDOM</a>   <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+002:+Spam+&+Street+People" target="_self">Episode 002: Spam &amp; Street People</a> - <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/ComedyCast" target="_self">ComedyCast</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+004:+A+Star+Is+Born" target="_self">Episode 004: A Star Is Born</a> - Source Code Mini<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+006:+Precious+Moments" target="_self">Episode 006: Precious Moments</a> - <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Balticon+39" target="_self">Balticon 39</a><font color="#0000ee"> <br><font color="#333333"><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+007:+Shark+Week" target="_self">Episode 007: Shark Week</a> - Shoutin&#39; With Houghton<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+008:+Breaking+The+Law" target="_self">Episode 008: Breaking The Law</a> - A Moment of Yoga<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+009:+Adam+The+Crybaby" target="_self">Episode 009: Adam The Crybaby</a> - My Gay Life<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+010%3A+Our+10th+Show+Ever%21" target="_self">Episode 010: Our 10th Show Ever!</a> - MacMatters<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+012:+Patrick+Is+Grumpy" target="_self">Episode 012: Patrick Is Grumpy</a> </font></font><font color="#0000ee"><font color="#333333">- TrendsCast</font></font><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+014:+Love+&+Waffles" target="_self">Episode 014: Love &amp; Waffles</a> - On A Podcast (song about podcasting)<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+016:+Chocolate+&+Child+Abuse" target="_self">Episode 016: Chocolate &amp; Child Abuse</a> - <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Geek+Talk+Live" target="_self">Geek Talk Live</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+020:+Heaven+In+A+Raindrop" target="_self">Episode 020: Heaven In A Raindrop</a> - TrailMix<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+022:+The+Blacker+the+Berry" target="_self">Episode 022: The Blacker the Berry</a> - Under the Skin<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+025:+In+Full+Effect" target="_self">Episode 025: In Full Effect</a> - The Mary &amp; Karla Show<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+027:+Give+Me+A+Break" target="_self">Episode 027: Give Me A Break</a> - <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Two+Blind+Squirrels" target="_self">Two Blind Squirrels</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+029:+Hit+Points+Are+Gay" target="_self">Episode 029: Hit Points Are Gay</a> - <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/MuggleCast" target="_self">MuggleCast</a><br>  <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+035:+Jewbilee" target="_self">Episode 035: Jewbilee</a> - <a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://www.starkcast.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Starkcast</a> <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+037:+Sniffing+Glucose" target="_self">Episode 037: Sniffing Glucose</a> - White Collar Ruckus<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+041:+Camel+Bomb" target="_self">Episode 041: Camel Bomb</a> - Intaview<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+044:+Dishwasher+Safe" target="_self">Episode 044: Dishwasher Safe</a> - <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Porcuponics" target="_self">Porcuponics</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+055:+Nick+Spar" target="_self">Episode 055: Nick Spar</a> - <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Cruisin%27+With+Susan" target="_self">Cruisin&#39; With Susan</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+056:+The+English+Channel" target="_self">Episode 056: The English Channel</a> - Natural Focus<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+061:+Phoning+It+In" target="_self">Episode 061: Phoning It In</a> - House Blend Cafe<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+063:+Fuck+Susan+Miller" target="_self">Episode 063: Fuck Susan Miller</a> - Bust A Nub<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+084:+Stood-Up+Stand-Ups" target="_self">Episode 084: Stood-Up Stand-Ups</a> - The Daily Giz Wiz<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+089%3A+Dirty+Deeds" target="_self">Episode 089: Dirty Deeds</a> - Radio WC<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+093%3A+Mo%27+Money%2C+Mo%27+Problems" target="_self">Episode 093: Mo&#39; Money, Mo&#39; Problems</a> - <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Geek+Talk+Live" target="_self">Geek Talk Live</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+095%3A+Let%27s+All+Get+Along" target="_self">Episode 095: Let&#39;s All Get Along</a> - Black Boy News<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+108:+The+Big+Show" target="_self">Episode 108: The Big Show</a> - The Big Show *<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+142:+I+Love+My+Mac" target="_self">Episode 142: I Love My Mac</a> - I Love My Mac (song)*<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+155:+Semper+Pi" target="_self">Episode 155: Semper Pi</a> - Geek Dating 101<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+159:+Maniac+Mondays" target="_self">Episode 159: Maniac Mondays</a> - Three Guys, Three Beers<br>    <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+189%3A+Fat+Guys+At+IHOP" target="_self">Episode 189: Fat Guys At IHOP</a> - Buffy between the lines*  <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+266:+On+Your+Face" target="_self">Episode 266: On Your Face</a> - <a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://blogs.tampabay.com/poker/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ante Up!<br></a><br><h3>List of Bad Podcasts That Have Podfaded (Under Construction):</h3><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+001:+A+New+Hope" target="_self">Episode 001: A New Hope</a> - <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/R4NDOM" target="_self">R4NDOM</a>   <br><font color="#0000ee"><font color="#333333"><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+012:+Patrick+Is+Grumpy" target="_self">Episode 012: Patrick Is Grumpy</a> </font></font><font color="#0000ee"><font color="#333333">- TrendsCast</font></font><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+041:+Camel+Bomb" target="_self">Episode 041: Camel Bomb</a> - Intaview<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+089%3A+Dirty+Deeds" target="_self">Episode 089: Dirty Deeds</a> - Radio WC<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+095%3A+Let%27s+All+Get+Along" target="_self">Episode 095: Let&#39;s All Get Along</a> - Black Boys News<br><br><h3>List of Bad Podcasts That Fired Back (Under Contstruction):</h3>The Mary And Karla Show - http://cdn1.libsyn.com/mediaartist/mk14.mp3<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+062:+Nick+at+Night" target="_self">Episode 062: Nick at Night</a> - Susan Miller threatens lawsuit (Cease and Desist letter)<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+153:+Debby+Loses" target="_self">Episode 153: Debby Loses</a> - I love my mac strikes back<br><br>* not an official BPOW, but a long rant about another podcast featuring audio clips and criticism.<br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Jeff the Jew</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Jeff+the+Jew</link><author>NobodyLikesKen</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Jeff+the+Jew</guid><comments>Early Jeff the Jew reference</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:49:59 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			Jeff the Jew is Johnny&#39;s friend, who has recently quit his job and become a professional <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/poker" target="_self">poker</a> player. He first learned <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/poker" target="_self">poker</a> from <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Johnny+B" target="_self">Johnny B</a> back in &quot;the quarter/fifty days&quot;, who taught him Texas hold em. He has been playing <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/poker" target="_self">poker</a> for 15 years. He is from Connecticut, but he currently lives in Boynton Beach, in South Florida. He used to work at <a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://www.carrabbas.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Carrabas </a>Italian grill, where the hosts dined before <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+258%3A+2LiveJew" target="_self">Episode 258: 2LiveJews</a>. He apparently spent the time at the restaurant correcting the waiters. It was also mentioned in <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+154%3A+Death+By+Chocolate" target="_self">Episode 154: Death By Chocolate</a>, that Jeff the Jew worked at another Italian restaurant, Antonio&#39;s Pasta Grill.<br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Enemy Shows</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Enemy+Shows</link><author>thebeast234</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Enemy+Shows</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:11:06 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			The list of enemy shows is comprised of those podcasts which have been foolish enough to invoke the wrath of Nobody Likes Onions.<br><br><br><b>Cruisin&#39; with Susan<br><br></b>Quick Summary:<br>A female truck that hosted a podcast that became a Bad Podcast of the Week on NLO. The boys ragged on her, so she threatened them with lawsuits and FBI involvement. The Hosts say she &quot;Illustrates why inbreeding is illegal.&quot;<br><br><br><b>The Big Show<br><br></b>Quick Summary:<br> Talked poorly about Nobody Likes Onions. They were quickly put up for the highest honor a podcast can get, Bad Podcast of the Week.<br><br><br><b>Geek Talk Live<br><br></b>Quick Summary:<br> Robbie Trencheny was a young, self-proclaimed nerd. He got into a tiff with the, as he said, &quot;NLO Camp&quot;, then he was soon nominated for Bad Podcast of the Week.<br><br><br><b>MuggleCast<br></b>Quick Summary:<br> Yet another Harry Potter podcast.<br><i>Not an enemy show any more.<br><br><br></i><b>More Meat Than Tuna<br></b>Quick Summary:<br> Nick Starr&#39;s...audio.<br><br><br><b>No Free Refills<br></b>Quick Summary:<br> Nick Starr&#39;s &quot;vidcast&quot; about being unemployed.<br><br><br><b>Trucker Tom&#39;s Podcast<br></b>Quick Summary:<br> Gay trucker makes unfounded accusations toward &quot;The Nobody Likes Onions guys&quot;.<br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Deuce</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Deuce</link><author>Skitchy</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Deuce</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:44:28 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			 Officially named Deuce, Patrick is known to refer to his cat by the name of &#39;Kitta Kitta.&#39;<br><br>Deuce was brought into Patrick&#39;s life by his girlfriend Keely, who wanted a cat. The addition of a new pet in the house pushed Patrick&#39;s dog <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Chewy" target="_self">Chewy</a> into the background, mainly by Keely.<br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Chewy</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Chewy</link><author>Skitchy</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Chewy</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:41:56 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			Chewy is Patrick&#39;s Cocker-Spaniel. <br><br>Chewy is, or rather was, the star of a now long gone segment &quot;Chewy Reviews TV&quot;. Of all the TV shows that Chewy reviewed, not one appealed to the tastes of this picky pooch.<br><br>On Episode 151: Snarls Barkley, Patrick decided he&#39;d change Chewy&#39;s name from &quot;Chewy&quot; to &quot;Snarls Barkley&quot; for a bit. The bit included an elaborate description of Snarls striding into a room with a musical collar that played Gnarls Barkley&#39;s &quot;Crazy&quot;.<br><br>More recently, after Patrick got himself a girlfriend, as well as a cat... Chewy was pushed into by the background by Deuce and Keely&#39;s affection for him.<br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Pets of the Show Hosts</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Pets+of+the+Show+Hosts</link><author>Skitchy</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Pets+of+the+Show+Hosts</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:36:47 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			The hosts of Nobody Likes Onions are normal people too, and a few of them have pets. As one might expect, these beloved animals are occasionally talked about on the show.<br><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Chewy" target="_self">Chewy </a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Chubbs" target="_self">Chubbs</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Deuce" target="_self">Deuce The Cat</a><br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Show Notes</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Show+Notes</link><author>NobodyLikesKen</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Show+Notes</guid><comments>added episode 317 to list</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:57:45 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			When this is complete you can see all the show notes from old episodes, and search according to the tags to find the episodes you are looking for.<br><br>Shows:<br><font size="3"><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+001:+A+New+Hope" target="_self">Episode 001: A New Hope</a></font><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+002:+Spam+&+Street+People" target="_self">Episode 002: Spam &amp; Street People</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+003:+Leftovers" target="_self">Episode 003: Leftovers</a><br>  <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+004:+A+Star+Is+Born" target="_self">Episode 004: A Star Is Born</a><br>  <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+005:+Big+Cameron" target="_self">Episode 005: Big Cameron</a><br>  <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+006:+Precious+Moments" target="_self">Episode 006: Precious Moments</a><br>  <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+007:+Shark+Week" target="_self">Episode 007: Shark Week</a><br>  <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+008:+Breaking+The+Law" target="_self">Episode 008: Breaking The Law</a><br>  <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+009:+Adam+The+Crybaby" target="_self">Episode 009: Adam The Crybaby</a><br>  <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+010%3A+Our+10th+Show+Ever%21" target="_self">Episode 010: Our 10th Show Ever</a><br>    <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+011:+Double+Down" target="_self">Episode 011: Double Down</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+012:+Patrick+Is+Grumpy" target="_self">Episode 012: Patrick Is Grumpy</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+013:+Sponsored+By+Hate" target="_self">Episode 013: Sponsored By Hate</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+014:+Love+&+Waffles" target="_self">Episode 014: Love &amp; Waffles</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+015:+Flour+Power" target="_self">Episode 015: Flour Power</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+016:+Chocolate+&+Child+Abuse" target="_self">Episode 016: Chocolate &amp; Child Abuse</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+017:+Twisting+Titties" target="_self">Episode 017: Twisting Titties</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+018:+Worst+Show+Ever+I" target="_self">Episode 018: Worst Show Ever I</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+019:+Egg+On+Our+Faces" target="_self">Episode 019: Egg On Our Faces</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+020:+Heaven+In+A+Raindrop" target="_self">Episode 020: Heaven In A Raindrop</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+021:+Adam+Walks+Out" target="_self">Episode 021: Adam Walks Out</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+022:+The+Blacker+the+Berry" target="_self">Episode 022: The Blacker the Berry</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+023:+Roshambo" target="_self">Episode 023: Roshambo</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+024:+Analyze+This" target="_self">Episode 024: Analyze This</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+025:+In+Full+Effect" target="_self">Episode 025: In Full Effect</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+026%3A+Sin+O%E2%80%99+Men" target="_self">Episode 026: Sin O&#39; Men</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+027:+Give+Me+A+Break" target="_self">Episode 027: Give Me A Break</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+028%3A+Who%E2%80%99s+The+Victim%3F" target="_self">Episode 028: Who&#39;s The Victim?</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+029:+Hit+Points+Are+Gay" target="_self">Episode 029: Hit Points Are Gay</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+030%3A+How+You+Say%3F" target="_self">Episode 030: How You Say?</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+031%3A+Mother%E2%80%99s+Day" target="_self">Episode 031: Mother&#39;s Day</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+032:+Three+Is+A+Crowd" target="_self">Episode 032: Three Is A Crowd</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+033:+The+Power+of+Numbers" target="_self">Episode 033: The Power of Numbers</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+034:+Honey+Sucker" target="_self">Episode 034: Honey Sucker</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+035:+Jewbilee" target="_self">Episode 035: Jewbilee</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+036:+More+Than+Words" target="_self">Episode 036: More Than Words</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+037:+Sniffing+Glucose" target="_self">Episode 037: Sniffing Glucose</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+038:+Easy+As+ABC" target="_self">Episode 038: Easy As ABC</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+039:+Worst+Show+Ever+II" target="_self">Episode 039: Worst Show Ever II</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+040:+Expo+Schmexpo" target="_self">Episode 040: Expo Schmexpo</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+041:+Camel+Bomb" target="_self">Episode 041: Camel Bomb</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+042:+Shooting+Starr" target="_self">Episode 042: Shooting Starr</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+043:+To+The+Moon" target="_self">Episode 043: To The Moon</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+044:+Dishwasher+Safe" target="_self">Episode 044: Dishwasher Safe</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+045:+Phuck+Phonebooks" target="_self">Episode 045: Phuck Phonebooks</a>  <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+046:+Awkward" target="_self">Episode 046: Awkward</a><br>    <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+047%3A+Tech%2C+No%3F" target="_self">Episode 047: Tech, No?</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+048:+To+The+Batmobile" target="_self">Episode 048: To The Batmobile</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+049:+All+Up+In+Your+Chimney" target="_self">Episode 049: All Up In Your Chimney</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+050:+Enough+With+The+CGI" target="_self">Episode 050: Enough With The CGI</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+051%3A+Who%E2%80%99s+The+Asshole%3F" target="_self">Episode 051: Who&#39;s The Asshole?</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+052:+Sellout+Handbook" target="_self">Episode 052: Sellout Handbook</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+053:+The+Getting+Is+Good" target="_self">Episode 053: The Getting Is Good</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+054:+All+Aboard" target="_self">Episode 054: All Aboard</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+055:+Nick+Spar" target="_self">Episode 055: Nick Spar</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+056:+The+English+Channel" target="_self">Episode 056: The English Channel</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+057:+Needling+Nick" target="_self">Episode 057: Needling Nick</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+058:+Large+Packages" target="_self">Episode 058: Large Packages</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+059:+Shot+Through+The+Heart" target="_self">Episode 059: Shot Through The Heart</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+060:+Easy+Come,+Easy+Go" target="_self">Episode 060: Easy Come, Easy Go</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+061:+Phoning+It+In" target="_self">Episode 061: Phoning It In</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+062:+Nick+at+Night" target="_self">Episode 062: Nick at Night</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+063:+Fuck+Susan+Miller" target="_self">Episode 063: Fuck Susan Miller</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+064:+Meet+The+Press" target="_self">Episode 064: Meet The Press</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+065:+Sanny+Franny" target="_self">Episode 065: Sanny Franny</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+066:+Uninvited+Guest" target="_self">Episode 066: Uninvited Guest</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+067:+Chocolate+MILF" target="_self">Episode 067: Chocolate MILF</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+068:+Seeing+Green" target="_self">Episode 068: Seeing Green</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+069:+Skeet+From+God" target="_self">Episode 069: Skeet From God</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+070:+Cunt+Show" target="_self">Episode 070: Cunt Show</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+071:+Black+Boxes" target="_self">Episode 071: Black Boxes</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+072:+Blackaroni+&+Sleaze" target="_self">Episode 072: Blackaroni &amp; Sleaze</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+073:+Paying+Your+Dues" target="_self">Episode 073: Paying Your Dues</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+074:+Fuck+The+Fans" target="_self">Episode 074: Fuck The Fans</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+075%3A+Where+Is+The+Problem%3F" target="_self">Episode 075: Where Is The Problem?</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+076%3A+Too+Soon%3F" target="_self">Episode 076: Too Soon?</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+077%3A+Great+Balls+of+Fire+-+Part+I" target="_self">Episode 077: Great Balls of Fire - Part I</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+078:+Great+Balls+of+Fire+-+Part+II" target="_self">Episode 078: Great Balls of Fire - Part II</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+079:+Good+Night+&+Good+Luck" target="_self">Episode 079: Good Night &amp; Good Luck</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+080:+Our+Anthem" target="_self">Episode 080: Our Anthem</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+081:+That+Loving+Feeling" target="_self">Episode 081: That Loving Feeling</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+082%3A+Jim%27s+Not+Funny" target="_self">Episode 082: Jim&#39;s Not Funny</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+083:+Worshipping+Wackos" target="_self">Episode 083: Worshipping Wackos</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+084:+Stood-Up+Stand-Ups" target="_self">Episode 084: Stood-Up Stand-Ups</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+085:+Baby+Steps" target="_self">Episode 085: Baby Steps</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+086:+The+Truth+Hurts" target="_self">Episode 086: The Truth Hurts</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+087:+Calling+All+Comics" target="_self">Episode 087: Calling All Comics</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+088:+Lacking+Originality" target="_self">Episode 088: Lacking Originality</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+089:+Dirty+Deeds" target="_self">Episode 089: Dirty Deeds</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+090:+Everybody+Poops" target="_self">Episode 090: Everybody Poops</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+091:+Giving+Ten+Percent" target="_self">Episode 091: Giving Ten Percent</a>  <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+092:+Crickets" target="_self">Episode 092: Crickets</a><br>    <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+093%3A+Mo%27+Money%2C+Mo%27+Problems" target="_self">Episode 093: Mo&#39; Money, Mo&#39; Problems</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+094:+Bosox+&+Binary" target="_self">Episode 094: Bosox &amp; Binary</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+095%3A+Let%27s+All+Get+Along" target="_self">Episode 095: Let&#39;s All Get Along</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+096:+Super+Bean" target="_self">Episode 096: Super Bean</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+097:+R34L17Y" target="_self">Episode 097: R34L17Y</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+098:+Feel+The+Rain" target="_self">Episode 098: Feel The Rain</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+099:+Pipe+Smoker" target="_self">Episode 099: Pipe Smoker</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+100:+It+Really+Works" target="_self">Episode 100: It Really Works</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+101:+Premium+Cheese" target="_self">Episode 101: Premium Cheese</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+102:+Fuck+Stephen+Hash" target="_self">Episode 102: Fuck Stephen Hash</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+103:+Tonka+Pony" target="_self">Episode 103: Tonka Pony</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+104:+Tantric+Terrorism" target="_self">Episode 104: Tantric Terrorism</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+105:+Delicious+&+Nutritious" target="_self">Episode 105: Delicious &amp; Nutritious</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+106:+Fertilizer+Foot" target="_self">Episode 106: Fertilizer Foot</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+107:+The+Gay+Son" target="_self">Episode 107: The Gay Son</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+108:+The+Big+Show" target="_self">Episode 108: The Big Show</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+109:+Tube+Boob" target="_self">Episode 109: Tube Boob</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+110:+Tipping+Is+Encouraged" target="_self">Episode 110: Tipping Is Encouraged</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+111%3A+FTW%21+WTF%3F" target="_self">Episode 111: FTW! WTF?</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+112:+Blow+&+Go" target="_self">Episode 112: Blow &amp; Go</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+113%3A+Expos%2C+eh%3F" target="_self">Episode 113: Expos, eh?</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+114%3A+%2470.24" target="_self">Episode 114: $70.24</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+115:+Allegedly" target="_self">Episode 115: Allegedly</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+116:+Wetting+The+Bed" target="_self">Episode 116: Wetting The Bed</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+117:+Condoms+and+Cupcakes" target="_self">Episode 117: Condoms and Cupcakes</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+118:+Barbed+Through+The+Heart" target="_self">Episode 118: Barbed Through The Heart</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+119:+Fuck+Adam+In+His+Title-Making+Ass" target="_self">Episode 119: Fuck Adam In His Title-Making Ass</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+120:+Addicted+To+Love" target="_self">Episode 120: Addicted To Love</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+121:+Cooking+With+Fat" target="_self">Episode 121: Cooking With Fat</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+122:+Special+Edition" target="_self">Episode 122: Special Edition</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+123:+Scary+Good" target="_self">Episode 123: Scary Good</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+124:+Chew+On+This" target="_self">Episode 124: Chew On This</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+125:+Limited+Liability" target="_self">Episode 125: Limited Liability</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+126:+Showortuguese" target="_self">Episode 126: Showortuguese</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+127:+Pop+Culture+Politics" target="_self">Episode 127: Pop Culture Politics</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+128:+MMPFP" target="_self">Episode 128: MMPFP</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+129:+A+Tale+of+Two+Chewys" target="_self">Episode 129: A Tale of Two Chewys</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+130:+Kill+Yourself" target="_self">Episode 130: Kill Yourself</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+131:+MMPFP+Redux" target="_self">Episode 131: MMPFP Redux</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+132:+The+Citrus+Demon" target="_self">Episode 132: The Citrus Demon</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+133%3A+Is+This+Thing+On%3F" target="_self">Episode 133: Is This Thing On?</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+134%3A+I%27m+A+Loser+Baby" target="_self">Episode 134: I&#39;m A Loser Baby</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+135:+Missing+Inaction" target="_self">Episode 135: Missing Inaction</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+136:+Extermination+and+Sauce" target="_self">Episode 136: Extermination and Sauce</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+137:+Goodbye+To+Hollywood" target="_self">Episode 137: Goodbye To Hollywood</a>  <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+138:+Kids+These+Days" target="_self">Episode 138: Kids These Days</a><br>    <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+139:+The+Softer+Side" target="_self">Episode 139: The Softer Side</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+140:+Strep+Poker" target="_self">Episode 140: Strep Poker</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+141:+Bah+Humbug" target="_self">Episode 141: Bah Humbug</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+142:+I+Love+My+Mac" target="_self">Episode 142: I Love My Mac</a><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+143%3A++Fishtank+Fireplace" target="_self"><br>Episode 143: </a><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+143%3A++Fishtank+Fireplace" target="_self">Fishtank Fireplace</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+144:+Bumps+and+Rumps" target="_self">Episode 144: Bumps and Rumps</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+145%3A+Yeeeaaah%21" target="_self">Episode 145: Yeeeaaah!</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+146:+Saved+by+a+Bell" target="_self">Episode 146: Saved by a Bell</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+147:+Freedom+Fighters" target="_self">Episode 147: Freedom Fighters</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+148:+Uncomfortably+Dumb" target="_self">Episode 148: Uncomfortably Dumb</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+149:+Mean+Girls" target="_self">Episode 149: Mean Girls</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+150:+Politically+Speaking" target="_self">Episode 150: Politically Speaking</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+151%3A+Snarls+Barkley" target="_self">Episode 151: Snarls Barkly</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+152:+Return+of+the+MMPFP" target="_self">Episode 152: Return of the MMPFP</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+153:+Debby+Loses" target="_self">Episode 153: Debby Loses</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+154:+Death+By+Chocolate" target="_self">Episode 154: Death By Chocolate</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+155:+Semper+Pi" target="_self">Episode 155: Semper Pi</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+156:+The+Soc" target="_self">Episode 156: The Soc</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+157:+Cheesy+Tots" target="_self">Episode 157: Cheesy Tots</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+158:+Lil+Woozie" target="_self">Episode 158: Lil Woozie</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+159:+Maniac+Mondays" target="_self">Episode 159: Maniac Mondays</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+160:+Sparkling+Wiggles" target="_self">Episode 160: Sparkling Wiggles</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+161:+Jesus+Was+Emo" target="_self">Episode 161: Jesus Was Emo</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+162:+Fuck+Pauly+Shore" target="_self">Episode 162: Fuck Pauly Shore</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+163:+Vegas+and+Vagina" target="_self">Episode 163: Vegas and Vagina</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+164:+Lost+Vegas" target="_self">Episode 164: Lost Vegas</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+165:+Up+Your+Pee+Hole" target="_self">Episode 165: Up Your Pee Hole</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+166:+Scorn+and+Scones" target="_self">Episode 166: Scorn and Scones</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+167:+Edit+This+Out" target="_self">Episode 167: Edit This Out</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+168:+Dagre+is+White" target="_self">Episode 168: Dagre is White</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+169:+Snow+Patrol" target="_self">Episode 169: Snow Patrol</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+170:+Home+Sweet+Car" target="_self">Episode 170: Home Sweet Car</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+171:+Nick+Gets+a+Hooker" target="_self">Episode 171: Nick Gets a Hooker</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+172:+Learn+Things" target="_self">Episode 172: Learn Things</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+173:+This+is+Gay" target="_self">Episode 173: This is Gay</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+174%3A+Promo+School" target="_self">Episode 174: Promo  School</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+175:+Fuck+White+People" target="_self">Episode 175: Fuck White People</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+176:+Yellow+Skin+and+Bluetooth" target="_self">Episode 176: Yellow Skin and Bluetooth</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+177:+Postal+Service" target="_self">Episode 177: Postal Service</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+178%3A+It%27s+Just+Like+a+Mini+Show%21" target="_self">Episode 178: It&#39;s Just Like a Mini Show!</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+179:+Jackrabbit+for+Your+Pocketbook" target="_self">Episode 179: Jackrabbit for Your Pocketbook</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+180:+Cheesecake+Unsatisfactory" target="_self">Episode 180: Cheesecake Unsatisfactory</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+181:+Tor-ture" target="_self">Episode 181: Tor-ture</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+182:+Liquid+Tuesdays" target="_self">Episode 182: Liquid Tuesdays</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+183:+Pee+Shirt" target="_self">Episode 183: Pee Shirt</a>  <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+184:+iHOP" target="_self">Episode 184: iHOP</a><br>    <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+185:+Radio+is+Dead" target="_self">Episode 185: Radio is Dead</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+186%3A+Jim%27s+Still+Not+Funny" target="_self">Episode 186: Jim&#39;s Still Not Funny</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+187:+Closing+The+Deal" target="_self">Episode 187: Closing The Deal</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+188%3A+You+Don%27t+Know+Me" target="_self">Episode 188: You Don&#39;t Know Me</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+189:+Fat+Guys+At+IHOP" target="_self">Episode 189: Fat Guys At IHOP</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+190:+R+Kelly" target="_self">Episode 190: R Kelly</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+191:+Chip+Chip" target="_self">Episode 191: Chip Chip</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+192:+Donkey+Show" target="_self">Episode 192: Donkey Show</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+193:+Gay+Chicken" target="_self">Episode 193: Gay Chicken</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+194:+Glad+You+Came" target="_self">Episode 194: Glad You Came</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+195:+I+Heart+Apple" target="_self">Episode 195: I Heart Apple</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+196:+Everything+Just+Works" target="_self">Episode 196: Everything Just Works</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+197:+Soft+Serve" target="_self">Episode 197: Soft Serve</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+198:+Jessicunt" target="_self">Episode 198: Jessicunt</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+199:+McShow" target="_self">Episode 199: McShow</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+200:+Dick+Starr" target="_self">Episode 200: Dick Starr</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+201:+Stalkeroni" target="_self">Episode 201: Stalkeroni</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+202:+iPhone" target="_self">Episode 202: iPhone</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+203:+Running+on+Empty" target="_self">Episode 203: Running on Empty</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+204:+Poo+Penis" target="_self">Episode 204: Poo Penis</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+205:+Gulls+and+Giggles" target="_self">Episode 205: Gulls and Giggles</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+206:+N-Word+to+Your+Mother" target="_self">Episode 206: N-Word to Your Mother</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+207:+Gilmore+Girls" target="_self">Episode 207: Gilmore Girls</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+208:+Candy+and+Rose+Petals" target="_self">Episode 208: Candy and Rose Petals</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+209:+Purrrnce" target="_self">Episode 209: Purrrnce</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+210%3A+Selct+Sause" target="_self">Episode 210: Selct Sauce</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+211:+Your+New+Daddy" target="_self">Episode 211: Your New Daddy</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+212:+Fairweather" target="_self">Episode 212: Fairweather</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+213:+Kanye+Wet" target="_self">Episode 213: Kanye Wet</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+214:+Retard+Monkey+Nazi" target="_self">Episode 214: Retard Monkey Nazi</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+215:+iSuicide" target="_self">Episode 215: iSuicide</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+216:+Everything+Bagels" target="_self">Episode 216: Everything Bagels</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+217:+Bourne+Legacy" target="_self">Episode 217: Bourne Legacy</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+218:+Just+Bet" target="_self">Episode 218: Just Bet</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+219:+Magick" target="_self">Episode 219: Magick</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+220:+Absolutely+Retarded" target="_self">Episode 220: Absolutely Retarded</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+221:+Quock" target="_self">Episode 221: Quock</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+222:+Annoying+Noises" target="_self">Episode 222: Annoying Noises</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+223:+OJ+OK" target="_self">Episode 223: OJ OK</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+224:+WPTee-Hee-Hee" target="_self">Episode 224: WPTee-Hee-Hee</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+225%3A+All+Of+It%3F" target="_self">Episode 225: All of It?</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+226:+Confirm+or+Deny" target="_self">Episode 226: Confirm or Deny</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+227:+Like+Butter" target="_self">Episode 227: Like Butter</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+228:+Crash+Forward" target="_self">Episode 228: Crash Forward</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+229:+ipodiphotoiwataiphone" target="_self">Episode 229: ipodiphotoiwataiphone</a>  <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+230:+SportClips" target="_self">Episode 230: SportClips</a><br>    <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+231:+Asscorn" target="_self">Episode 231: Asscorn</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+232:+Flavor+Rods" target="_self">Episode 232: Flavor Rods</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+233:+Marathon+Show+Part+1" target="_self">Episode 233: Marathon Show Part 1</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+234:+Marathon+Show+Part+2" target="_self">Episode 234: Marathon Show Part 2</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+235:+Marathon+Show+Part+3" target="_self">Episode 235: Marathon Show Part 3</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+236:+Marathon+Show+Part+4" target="_self">Episode 236: Marathon Show Part 4</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+237:+Marathon+Show+Part+5" target="_self">Episode 237: Marathon Show Part 5</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+238:+Cascading+Crap" target="_self">Episode 238: Cascading Crap</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+239:+Nugget+Challenge" target="_self">Episode 239: Nugget Challenge</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+240:+Touching+Bag" target="_self">Episode 240: Touching Bag</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+241:+Wheeling+and+Dealing" target="_self">Episode 241: Wheeling and Dealing</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+242:+BRICK" target="_self">Episode 242: BRICK</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+243:+Tom+Brady+the+Alien" target="_self">Episode 243: Tom Brady the Alien</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+244:+Show+Savior" target="_self">Episode 244: Show Savior</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+245:+No+Cussing+Club" target="_self">Episode 245: No Cussing Club</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+246:+So+Sorry" target="_self">Episode 246: So Sorry</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+247:+Shower+Soap" target="_self">Episode 247: Shower Soap</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+248:+Donut+Dust" target="_self">Episode 248: Donut Dust</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+249:+Black+Dick+Tracy" target="_self">Episode 249: Black Dick Tracy</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+250:+Baseball+Monorail" target="_self">Episode 250: Baseball Monorail</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+251:+Gumption" target="_self">Episode 251: Gumption</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+252%3A+What+Can+You+Do%3F" target="_self">Episode 252: What Can You Do?</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+253:+Customer+Service" target="_self">Episode 253: Customer Service</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+254:+Shiatsu+Sham" target="_self">Episode 254: Shiatsu Sham</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+255:+TINARS" target="_self">Episode 255: TINARS</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+256:+Skidoo" target="_self">Episode 256: Skidoo</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+257:+Edible+Headables" target="_self">Episode 257: Edible Headables</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+258:+2LiveJews" target="_self">Episode 258: 2LiveJews</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+259:+Kwanzaa+Sex" target="_self">Episode 259: Kwanzaa Sex</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+260:+Chillow" target="_self">Episode 260: Chillow</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+261:+Acting+Out" target="_self">Episode 261: Acting Out</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+262:+Talking+Tokens" target="_self">Episode 262: Talking Tokens</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+263:+The+Autistic+Spectrum" target="_self">Episode 263: The Autistic Spectrum</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+264:+Easonsa+Eetingsgra" target="_self">Episode 264: Easonsa Eetingsgra</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+265:+Windshear" target="_self">Episode 265: Windshear</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+266:+On+Your+Face" target="_self">Episode 266: On Your Face</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+267:+True+Romantic" target="_self">Episode 267: True Romantic</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+268:+Fern+Tea" target="_self">Episode 268: Fern Tea</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+269:+Vacuuming+Is+Fun+Again" target="_self">Episode 269: Vacuuming Is Fun Again</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+270:+Tickle+Me+Emo" target="_self">Episode 270: Tickle Me Emo</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+271:+Reigns+and+Roles" target="_self">Episode 271: Reigns and Roles</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+272:+Kimmy+the+Kidder" target="_self">Episode 272: Kimmy the Kidder</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+273:+On+the+DL" target="_self">Episode 273: On the DL</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+274:+Knocking+on+Salad" target="_self">Episode 274: Knocking on Salad</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+275%3A+Stops+and+Starts" target="_self">Episode 275: Starts and Stops  </a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+276:+Agreeance" target="_self">Episode 276: Agreeance</a><br>    <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+277:+Bistro+Sauce" target="_self">Episode 277: Bistro Sauce</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+278:+Under+the+Bus" target="_self">Episode 278: Under the Bus</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+279:+The+Be+Nice+Show" target="_self">Episode 279: The Be Nice Show</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+280:+Rival+Shows" target="_self">Episode 280: Rival Shows</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+281:+Rebuttal" target="_self">Episode 281: Rebuttal</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+282:+Single+White+Kermit" target="_self">Episode 282: Single White Kermit</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+283:+I+Make+Boom+Boom" target="_self">Episode 283: I Make Boom Boom</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+284" target="_self">Episode 284</a>: <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+285:+Jupiter" target="_self">Episode 285: Jupiter</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+286%3A++Alicia+Bird" target="_self">Episode 286: Alicia Bird</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+287%3A++Chip+Witch" target="_self">Episode 287: Chip Witch</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+288%3A++Palooza" target="_self">Episode 288: Palooza</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+289%3A++Armania" target="_self">Episode 289: Armania</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+290:+Padded+Poles" target="_self">Episode 290: Padded Poles</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+291:+Foreskin" target="_self">Episode 291: Foreskin</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+292:+Mini+Minyan" target="_self">Episode 292: Mini Minyan</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+293:+Present+Peeking" target="_self">Episode 293: Present Peeking</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+294:+Oats+and+Blow" target="_self">Episode 294: Oats and Blow</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+295:+The+Whore+Whisperer" target="_self">Episode 295: The Whore Whisperer</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+296:+Under+the+Sea" target="_self">Episode 296: Under the Sea</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+297:+Ladies+Night" target="_self">Episode 297: Ladies Night</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+298:+Kid+Touching" target="_self">Episode 298: Kid Touching</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+299:+Crossing+Swords" target="_self">Episode 299: Crossing Swords</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+300:+Burning+Bridges" target="_self">Episode 300: Burning Bridges</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+301:+Jake+and+the+Fat+Man" target="_self">Episode 301: Jake and the Fat Man</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+302:+Cuddle+Party" target="_self">Episode 302: Cuddle Party</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+303:+Nobody+Likes+A+Quitter" target="_self">Episode 303: Nobody Likes A Quitter</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+304:+Wet+Willies" target="_self">Episode 304: Wet Willies</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+305:+Brandy+Mickey+Is+A+Lying+Whore" target="_self">Episode 305: Brandy Mickey Is A Lying Whore</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+306:+Net+Sassy" target="_self">Episode 306: Net Sassy</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+307:+Comedy+Cancer" target="_self">Episode 307: Comedy Cancer</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+308:+Guy+Gifts" target="_self">Episode 308: Guy Gifts</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+309:+Small+Prizes" target="_self">Episode 309: Small Prizes</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+310:+Riding+Bikes" target="_self">Episode 310: Riding Bikes</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+311:+Born+To+Farm" target="_self">Episode 311: Born To Farm</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+312:+Serious+Right+Now" target="_self">Episode 312: Serious Right Now</a>  <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+313:+The+Average+White+Guy" target="_self">Episode 313: The Average White Guy</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+314:+In+The+Plane" target="_self">Episode 314: In The Plane</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+315:+Czech+Yourself" target="_self">Episode 315: Czech Yourself</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+316:+Ace+of+Cakes" target="_self">Episode 316: Ace of Cakes</a><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+317:+Penis+Pumped" target="_self">Episode 317: Penis Pumped</a><br><br>NOTE TO EDITORS: Please use three digits when creating new pages for new episodes. Do not tag every episode with the entire episode contents. That is not what tags are for. Tags are for short words people might search for - not a comprehensive listing of everything that was talked about. All these episodes need to be fixed, cleaned up, and edited properly.<br><br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>References</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/References</link><author>BenWuLovesYou</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/References</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:20:47 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			This is where all the sayings and commonly used clips or segments on the show are explained.<br><br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Pets+of+the+Show+Hosts" target="_self"><font size="4">Pets of the Show Hosts</font></a><br><h3><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Catchphrases%2C+Quotes+and+Other+Words" target="_self">Phrases and Other Words</a></h3><h3><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Songs" target="_self">Songs</a></h3><h3><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Sound+Clips" target="_self">Sound Clips</a></h3><h3><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Stories" target="_self">Stories</a></h3><h3><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Video+Clips" target="_self">Video Clips</a></h3><br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Johnny B</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Johnny+B</link><author>Skitchy</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Johnny+B</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:13:33 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			 Johnny Bell is a professional comedian and poker dealer in the Tampa Bay area. He first appeared in Episode 98 as a guest with Chef. After show 144, Johnny has become a more permanent host on the show.<br><br>Johnny has had a long and illustrious comedy career. He did his first Open Mic in 1994 and then dropped comedy while he pursued a job as a DJ in a local night club. Johnny worked as a DJ until 1999 when he became a professional poker dealer in Tampa, Mississippi and then Las Vegas. While dealing, Johnny became a much better poker player and began playing professionally with considerable success. In 2000 Johnny entered an Open Mic contest at the Tampa Improv on a dare and has been doing comedy ever since then. <br><br>Johnny met Patrick 5 years ago when Patrick was starting out on the Open Mic circuit. Patrick opened for Johnny at an Italian restaurant comedy night. Patrick bombed, but Johnny loved his stuff. They have been friends ever since. <br><br>Johnny currently deals poker at a Tampa-area poker room and still performs standup comedy.<br><br>Johnny is what some people might call overweight. At the peak of his obesity he weighed around 500 lbs. until he had gastric bypass surgeryjokes and dropped to 220 lbs. He currently weighs 300 lbs. Johnny B&#39;s weight, however, is not organized in a mainstream-fat-guy sort of style, but rather allocated in a rather unusual way. Some have said that the tapered-top, gradually-widening-downward bottom look has given him the appearance of a Christmas tree. Notable guest Robert Kelly remarked that he looks like he&#39;s melting.<br><br>Johnny has recently fallen under controversy for drinking pink colored drinks, including Gatorade and Vitamin Water. While Johnny continued to fight his corner, claiming that the drink was anything but pink, Patrick and the other NLO hosts were convinced otherwise. Due to relentless hassle on Patrick&#39;s part, Johnny eventually caved in, admitting that the drink may in fact be pink.<br><br>Johnny drives a Honda Element and lives in Valrico, Florida with his wife Melissa, son Zane, and his English Bulldog, Chubbs.<br><br>Email Johnny at dacomic@aol.com or johnnyb@nobodylikesonions.com.<hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Chubbs</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Chubbs</link><author>NLO_Tristan</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Chubbs</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:40:53 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Chubbs is Johnny B&#39;s English Bulldog.<br><br>He is known for slobbering, leaving fur everywhere and being dumb. Often, Patrick will joke with Johnny wishing death upon Chubbs... To which Johnny will often reply &quot;No! He&#39;s a precious angel sent from Heaven!&quot;<br><br>After Patrick mentioning that Chubbs should die a few times on the show (for instance, see <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+181%3A+Tor-ture" target="_self">Episode 181</a>), Johnny recieved numerous emails in support of Chubbs (<a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Allegedly" target="_self">Allegedly</a>). He has since been somewhat of a fan favourite among JB&#39;s fans.<br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Episode 317: Penis Pumped</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+317%3A+Penis+Pumped</link><author>BenWuLovesYou</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+317%3A+Penis+Pumped</guid><comments>Apparently Emma turned into Keely</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:23:58 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			<div class="wikiWrapper">  <div>  <div>It&#39;s a live show, and we&#39;ve got an action-packed series of events for you tonight. First of all, we&#39;re capping off Chef&#39;s date with Emma. They went motorcycle riding, they went to a movie, and then they rounded out the evening with a lovely dinner at the Cheesecake Factory. We also finally reveal our bag of cocks, and find out we&#39;re all within an inch of each other. Ain&#39;t that a bitch?</div><br><h3>SHOW INGREDIENTS<br></h3><br><br><h3>Quotes:<br></h3><br><br>Nobody Likes Onions 317: Penis Pumped<br>Hosts: <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Patrick" target="_self">Patrick</a>, <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Chef" target="_self">Chef</a>, <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Johnny+B" target="_self">Johnny B</a>, Emma, <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Keely" target="_self">Keely</a><br>Date: 7-2-2008 Live: Yes<br>Length: 1:55:46 Bitrate: 96kbps <br>Size: 80.3 MB Stereo: Yes<br><br><font color="#497fb1"><a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://libsyn.com/media/nlo/NLO-317-07022008.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b>DOWNLOAD NOW</b></a><br></font><a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://www.nobodylikesonions.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10331" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><font color="#497fb1">Discuss This Episode</font></a><br><br>  <div align="center"><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+316%3A+Ace+of+Cakes" target="_self"><font color="#497fb1">&lt;&lt; Previous Episode</font></a> | <font color="#497fb1">Following Episode &gt;&gt;</font></div></div></div><br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Episode 316: Ace of Cakes</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+316%3A+Ace+of+Cakes</link><author>BenWuLovesYou</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+316%3A+Ace+of+Cakes</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:56:17 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			<div class="wikiWrapper">  <div>  <div> 			 			 			 		  		 		<div>Love is in the air. Well, maybe not love, but something. We talk a little more about George Carlin, and then we move on to what everyone cares about - Chef&#39;s dating life. We talk more about the applicant that impressed Chef most on Friday - Emma. We even call her and talk about the prospective date, hopefully setting something up for tonight! We need to know all about her, so the interview gets pretty personal. We also cover some news stories, like a kid who gets beheaded by a roller coaster and a brothel bus that gets exposed because some whores solicit police detectives. Good times, kids. Good times.</div></div><br>Nobody Likes Onions 316: Ace of Cakes<br>Hosts: <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Patrick" target="_self">Patrick</a>, <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Chef" target="_self">Chef</a><br>Date: 06-30-2008 Live: No<br>Length: 1:00:15 Bitrate: 96kbps <br>Size: 41.5 MB Stereo: Yes<br><br><font color="#497fb1"><a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://libsyn.com/media/nlo/NLO-316-06302008.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b>DOWNLOAD NOW</b></a><a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://www.nobodylikesonions.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10310" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><br></a></font><a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://www.nobodylikesonions.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10310" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><font color="#497fb1">Discuss This Episode</font></a><br><br>  <div align="center"><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+315%3A+Czech+Yourself" target="_self"><font color="#497fb1">&lt;&lt; Previous Episode</font></a> | <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+317%3A+Penis+Pumped" target="_self"><font color="#497fb1">Following Episode &gt;&gt;</font></a></div></div></div><br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Episode 168: Dagre Is White</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+168%3A+Dagre+Is+White</link><author>NobodyLikesKen</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+168%3A+Dagre+Is+White</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:30:03 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			The saga with Dagre continues. Will he stay or will he go? Dagre shows up with some solid research to make his case, but will it be enough to convince The Soc? The guys are joined by special guests Double O and one of Dagre&#39;s relatives from up north - perhaps a runaway slave. They don&#39;t talk much, but we find out some interesting stuff. Oh, and The Soc goes old school and yells at Dagre and the listeners. It&#39;s so funny to hear a fat guy get worked up.<br><br><h3>Show Ingredients</h3>00:00:00 - 00:02:05 - Intro<br>00:02:05 - 00:08:13 - Is Dagre a Suitable Show Host?<br>00:08:13 - 00:12:22 - All About <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Double+O" target="_self">Double O</a><br>00:12:22 - 00:14:28 - Richard the Adequate<br>00:14:28 - 00:15:45 - New Smart Soup<br>00:15:45 - 00:17:04 - Instantly Cool Beers<br>00:17:04 - 00:19:30 - Camping<br>00:19:30 - 00:20:46 - Introducing: Dagre&#39;s Brother<br>00:20:46 - 00:22:26 - Patrick doesn&#39;t trust Indians<br>00:22:26- The Wonders of Glazed Doughnuts<br><br>Nobody Likes Onions 168: Dagre Is White<br>Hosts: <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Patrick" target="_self">Patrick</a> and <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Dagre" target="_self">Dagre</a>, <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Johnny+B" target="_self">Johnny B</a>, Double O<br>  Length: 1:03:34 Bit Rate: 96kbps<br>  Size: 43.9 MB Stereo: Yes<br><a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://libsyn.com/media/nlo/NLO-158-02232007.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><br></a><a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://libsyn.com/media/nlo/NLO-168-03282007.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b>DOWNLOAD NOW</b></a><br><a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://www.nobodylikesonions.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4514" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Discuss This Episode</a><br><br><div align="center"><div><div align="center"> <div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"> <div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"> <div align="center"><div align="center"><div align="center"><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+167%3A+Edit+This+Out" target="_self"><font color="#497fb1">&lt;&lt;<font color="#487eb0"> Previous Episo</font>de</font></a> | <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+169%3A+Snow+Patrol" target="_self"><font color="#487eb0">Following Episode &gt;&gt;</font></a></div></div></div> </div> </div></div></div> </div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div> </div></div><br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Interviews</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Interviews</link><author>NobodyLikesKen</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Interviews</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:06:05 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			Nobody Likes Onions incorporates interviews with people in the media into its repertoire of entertainment. However, the nature of the interview may vary. The interview may be serious, but laid back, with an interesting topic, such as the Dick Masterson interview. The interview may also appear to be serious to the person being interviewed, but instead they are being set up, like in the Mike Tech Show Re-Burn.<br><br><h3>  <u>List of Interviews:</u></h3><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+057:+Needling+Nick" target="_self">Episode 057: Needling Nick</a> - &quot;Valerie O.&quot;, fan and former IP Relay Operator   <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+065:+Sanny+Franny" target="_self">Episode 065: Sanny Franny</a> - impromptu &quot;interview&quot; with St. Pete Times reporter Chase Squires on writing about TV<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+072:+Blackaroni+&+Sleaze" target="_self">Episode 072: Blackaroni &amp; Sleaze</a> - An Interview With An American Inventor / &quot;Fuck the Jimmy Bed!&quot;<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+074:+Fuck+the+Fans" target="_self">Episode 074: Fuck the Fans</a> - The Mike Tech Show Re-Burn <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+083:+Worshipping+Wackos" target="_self">Episode 083: Worshipping Wackos</a> - Shirley Phelps-Roper, Westboro Baptist Church <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+095%3A+Let%27s+All+Get+Along" target="_self">Episode 095: Let&#39;s All Get Along</a> - former Rocketboom starlett, Amanda Congdon<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+104:+Tantric+Terrorism" target="_self">Episode 104: Tantric Terrorism</a> - Mark Michaels and Patricia Johnson, alleged tantric sex experts <br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+121:+Cooking+With+Fat" target="_self">Episode 121: Cooking With Fat</a> - David Williamson, author of Cooking With Fat<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+163:+Vegas+and+Vagina" target="_self">Episode 163: Vegas and Vagina</a> - Stephen Christian from Anberlin<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+295:+The+Whore+Whisperer" target="_self">Episode 295: The Whore Whisperer</a> - Dick Masterson, author of Men Are Better Than Women<br><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+305:+Brandy+Mickey+Is+A+Lying+Whore" target="_self">Episode 305: Brandy Mickey Is A Lying Whore</a> - Kayden Kross, porn star<br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Formatting cannon</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Formatting+cannon</link><author>BenWuLovesYou</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Formatting+cannon</guid><comments>links in the ingredients</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:27:48 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			<div class="wikiWrapper"> 				<i><b>[** - COMMENTS ARE IN BOLD ITALIC, AND MARKED WITH TWO ASTERIKS]</b></i><br><h2><br></h2><b> 						Episode 092: Crickets </b><b><br></b><div> 					</div> 					 					<div> 						<div> 							 									Tags: 									<a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comFormatting+cannon/revision/Formatting+cannon/tag/Adam" target="_self" title="Adam">Adam</a> 									<a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comFormatting+cannon/revision/Formatting+cannon/tag/Angelo+Cianfrocco" target="_self" title="Angelo Cianfrocco">Angelo Cianfrocco</a> 									<a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comFormatting+cannon/revision/Formatting+cannon/tag/Dishwasher" target="_self" title="Dishwasher">Dishwasher</a> 									<a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comFormatting+cannon/revision/Formatting+cannon/tag/MySpace" target="_self" title="MySpace">MySpace</a> 									<a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comFormatting+cannon/revision/Formatting+cannon/tag/Patrick+Janka" target="_self" title="Patrick Janka">Patrick Janka</a> 									<a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comFormatting+cannon/revision/Formatting+cannon/tag/Titan+Poker" target="_self" title="Titan Poker">Titan Poker</a> 									<a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comFormatting+cannon/revision/Formatting+cannon/tag/crickets" target="_self" title="crickets">crickets</a> 									<a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comFormatting+cannon/revision/Formatting+cannon/tag/poker" target="_self" title="poker">poker</a> 									<a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comFormatting+cannon/revision/Formatting+cannon/tag/puzzle" target="_self" title="puzzle">puzzle</a> 									(<a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+092%3A+Crickets#Modify+Tags" target="_self">modify tags</a>)</div> 						<div><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comFormatting+cannon/revision/Formatting+cannon/revision/Episode+092%3A+Crickets/history" target="_self">Latest update</a>: Latest Update Notes Edited anonymously made by Anonymous, Jun 29, 3:14 PM EDT</div>  					</div> Well it went over so well the first time, why not try to reproduce the magic. Patrick Janka joins the show again to help us pump out what ends up to be another clusterfuck of a show. It&rsquo;s mildly entertaining if you&#39;re deaf, but otherwise you might want to skip this one. It&rsquo;s tons of dead-end topics, people talking over other people, arguments, yelling, and it ends with everyone crying and watching reruns of Dallas. I completely made that last part up because I didn&rsquo;t know what else to write. By the way, who did shoot J.R?<br><b>_____________________________________________________________________________</b><br><b><i><br>**EVERYTHING ABOVE THIS LINE IS ALREADY CREATED...<u>DON&#39;T EDIT/MODIFY ANY OF IT</u>. FOLLOW GUIDELINES FOR ADDING TAGS PROPERLY. THIS INCLUDES PUTTING LINKS HERE. LINKS BELONG IN THE INGREDIENTS.</i></b><br><br><h3>SHOW INGREDIENTS</h3><br>  0:00:00 &ndash; 0:00:56 &ndash; Advertisement (<a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://www.titanpoker.net/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Titan Poker</a>) <b><i>**use the x:xx:xx time format to keep notes uniform</i></b><br>0:00:56 &ndash; 0:02:45 &ndash; Intro (Drunk Fan Voicemail)<br>0:02:45 &ndash; 0:03:23 &ndash; Special Guest: Comedian <a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://www.polishcomedy.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patrick Janka</a> w/<a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://www.myspace.com/www_myspace_com_angelo" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Angelo Cianfrocco</a> <b><i>**make sure to add hyperlinks</i></b><br>0:03:23 &ndash; 0:08:58 &ndash; What&rsquo;s Wrong With Patrick&rsquo;s House?<br>0:08:58 &ndash; 0:13:36 &ndash; Patrick Finds A Groomer For Chewie<br>0:13:36 &ndash; 0:15:56 &ndash; It&rsquo;s Five People On A Bus&hellip;<br>0:15:56 &ndash; 0:16:30 &ndash; Prostitution Is Illegal In Las Vegas<br>0:16:30 &ndash; 0:18:43 &ndash; Janka Refuses To Talk About His Rotary Dial Obsession<br>0:18:43 &ndash; 0:20:39 &ndash; We&rsquo;re Saving Screech For The Last Show<br>0:20:39 &ndash; 0:22:25 &ndash; Adam Feels Awkward Around Angelo<br>0:22:25 &ndash; 0:23:58 &ndash; Angelo Learns The Finer Points Of Soundproofing<br>0:23:58 &ndash; 0:27:40 &ndash; Patrick Finds Alternative Uses For A Dishwasher<br>0:27:40 &ndash; 0:34:19 &ndash; Joke Trading And Auditioning For Last Comic Standing <br>0:34:19 &ndash; 0:35:20 &ndash; Patrick Has Problems With His Eye<br>0:35:20 &ndash; 0:36:48 &ndash; Janka Is PUN-believable<br>0:36:48 &ndash; 0:38:39 &ndash; Dishwasher vs. Microwave<br>0:38:39 &ndash; 0:44:10 &ndash; Angelo Has No Clue How To Use MySpace<br>0:44:10 &ndash; 0:49:10 &ndash; Angelo Loves Limit Poker<br>0:49:10 &ndash; 0:54:31 &ndash; Comedic Inspiration<br>0:54:31 &ndash; 0:56:02 &ndash; Jankangelo World Tour Announced<br>0:56:02 &ndash; 0:56:44 &ndash; Predictions Of What Happened<br>0:56:44 &ndash; 0:59:32 &ndash; Outro<br><br><h3>Quotes:</h3><b><i>**add any &amp; all classic, outstanding, or otherwise relevant quotes here</i></b><br>0:03:31 &ndash; Adam &ndash; &ldquo;Do you have cum in it?&rdquo; <b><i>**note the time that the quote was made, and show quote VERBATIM</i></b><br>0:08:11 &ndash; Patrick &ndash; &ldquo;ANOTHER&hellip;PUZZLE PIECE&hellip;THAT&rsquo;S BIGGER&hellip;THAN THE ORIGINALOH my vein&hellip;my fuckin&rsquo; vein.<br>0:08:23 &ndash; Patrick &ndash; &ldquo;IT&rsquo;S NOT MEANT TO BE PUT TOGETHER, COCK!!!&rdquo;<br>0:10:29 &ndash; Adam &ndash; &ldquo;I just blew half the listeners&hellip;now we&rsquo;re down to two.&rdquo;  <br><br><h3>Other Notes:</h3><br><i><b>**(Basically put anything relevant about what happened on the show. Any events, mentions of new people on the show and so on. Explaination of references can also be put or. Or linked to from the reference section.)</b><br></i><br><b>_____________________________________________________________________________</b><br><b><i><br>**DO NOT ADD ANYTHING TO WHAT IS BELOW THIS LINE.</i></b><br><br><br>Nobody Likes Onions 092: Crickets<br> Hosts: Patrick and Hollywood Adam<br>Date: 6-26-2006 Live: No <i><b>**Date can be found in the file name</b></i><br> Length: 0:59:32 Bitrate: 96kbps <b><i>**available through Windows Explorer under &quot;File&gt;Properties&quot;</i></b><br> Size: 49.0 MB Stereo: Yes<br><br><a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://libsyn.com/media/nlo/NLO-092-06262006.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"></a><a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://libsyn.com/media/nlo/NLO-092-06262006.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b>DOWNLOAD NOW</b></a> <b><i>**use link from NLO&#39;s Website</i></b><br><a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://www.nobodylikesonions.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1728" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Discuss This Episode</a> <b><i>**use the Thread Link to the post in the NLO Forums<br><br></i></b><div align="center"><a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+091%3A+Giving+Ten+Percent" target="_self"><font color="#497fb1">&lt;&lt; Previous Episode</font></a> | <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Episode+093%3A+Mo%27+Money%2C+Mo%27+Problems" target="_self"><font color="#487eb0">Following Episode &gt;&gt;</font></a></div></div><br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item><item><title>Tips For Editing The Wiki</title><link>http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Tips+For+Editing+The+Wiki</link><author>BenWuLovesYou</author><guid isPermaLink="false">http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Tips+For+Editing+The+Wiki</guid><comments>added a tip and a half</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:26:22 CDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ 			<b>Get To Know The Place</b><br>Familiarize yourself with the menus and what typical pages are in each of those sections. Once you do that, you&#39;ll quickly see that the Wiki is pretty simple in its organization and you&#39;ll get a feel for what a good page is (in each section). <br><br><b>Register</b><br>Your fellow users can&#39;t give props to &quot;Anonymous&quot;.<br><br><b>Set An Agenda</b><br>Make a To-Do if there is <i>anything </i>you think should be done but cannot do yourself (for whatever reason).<br><br> <b>There Is No Sandbox</b><br> Please don&#39;t make arbitrary edits for the sake of getting familar with editing. These will be treated as spam, and anonymous users will be banned. Make your learning experience contribute to the pages. If you really want to get wild, do it on your own profile page.<br><br><b>Auto-Linking and Linking Tips</b><br><ul>  <li>  If you&#39;re going to do linking, hit the &quot;Suggest Links&quot; tool first. It&#39;ll keep you from having to manually add links. </li>    <li>  Like Wikipedia, try to only link the same page once on a given page. Don&#39;t have ten links to Patrick in the same page; it&#39;s distracting.   <ul>  <li>  In the shownotes, link consistently. That is, link to the show hosts pages in the hosts section of the article.</li></ul></li>  <li>  Alternatively, to quickly add a link, begin to type in the name of the page, or use the &quot;find page&quot; tool and choose the page from the menu. This saves time and, <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com../account/NLO_Tristan" target="_self">NLO_Tristan</a> <i>thinks</i>, will keep the link accurate in case the target page ever moves.</li><li>Linking makes updating info on other pages easier. If every episode with a secret segment links to the secret segment page, the &quot;links to this page&quot; at the bottom of every page makes it easier for someone to complete the list of every episode of when a secret segment occurred.<br></li><li>Link sensibly. Though we have a Live Show page on the Wiki, is linking to it appropriate because a page has the phrase &quot;live show&quot; in it? Maybe, maybe not -- depends on the context.. Consider the relevance of your links rather than throwing them in haphazardly.   <ul>  <li>  Definitely okay links to include: segments, references, hosts/guests, episode names.</li></ul></li></ul><br><b>Tag Sensibly</b><br>Tags are great as they help users who search the site gets sets of pages with a given phrase. However, do not tag a page with all of its contents. Tags are for short phrases people might search for. At this point, it&#39;s not worthwhile tagging episodes with the names of recurring in-studio guests as they are now starting to have lists of episodes on their own pages.<br><br><b>Shownotes: Formatting and Show Ingredients</b><br><ul>  <li>  The <a href="http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/Formatting+cannon" target="_self">Formatting Cannon</a> gives a clear idea of what an ideal shownotes page should look like. Follow the structure on that page as closely as possible. Consistency formatting and page-structuring helps users read the pages more quickly. </li>  <li>  When doing show ingredients, be brief and informative. Show ingredients are meant to be skimmed by a reader who is looking for where/when a particular topic/event occurred. The show notes should never be a worthy substitute for the NLO listening experience.   <ul>  <li>  As a rule of thumb try to fit the ingredient one line. If the description can&#39;t fit on one line, then it&#39;s either a significant event which merits more detail elsewhere (perhaps as a memorable event), a verbose description which requires some editing, or an event which should be broken up into smaller parts. </li>  <li>  Use a shorthand (&quot;Segment: blah blah blah&quot;) if the ingredient is a recurring NLO item. For example, <u>Voicemail: &quot;Bring Nick Starr back&quot;</u> or <u>BPOW: Cruising With Susan</u>. </li>  <li>  You don&#39;t have cover every single aspect of the program. Basically, show ingredients should cover topics and segments. &quot;BPOW: Cruising With Susan&quot; is good enough. You don&#39;t need to list every complaint Patrick makes about the show. If there is a call during the BPOW (or topic), note it and just say something like &quot;BPOW continues.&quot;</li></ul></li></ul><b><br>Shownotes: Quotes</b>  <br>Quotes are great because (a) they are funny, (b) give readers a better impression of conversation content and (c) they might be useful to show producers. To get some quote inspirations look through episode threads to see what stuck out to other listeners.<br><br><b>Making A New Shownotes Page or Guest Page?</b><br>Use one of our templates! When creating the new page for the episode/guest, the page creation box pops up asking you for the page name, tags and templates. Choose, &quot;Episode&quot; or &quot;Guest&quot; from under the template options, generic text is inserted automatically. This will save you time with formatting, typing and organizing.<br><br><b>Show Dates</b><br>If you need the date of when a episode was released, look at the file name when you download it off of the main page.<br>Example: The file name for Episode 301 isNLO-301-05022008.mp3, meaning it was released on 5-2-2008.<br><br><b>Show Blurbs</b><br>If you need Patrick&#39;s original blurb for an episode, search the NLO forums or work through the previous entries on the main site: <a class="external" href="http://nlo.wetpaint.comhttp://www.nobodylikesonions.com/?cat=3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/?cat=3</a>.<br><br><b>Use The Spellchecker</b><br>It&#39;s quick and painless, though it apparently doesn&#39;t get used enough.<br><hr size="1"><br/>]]></description></item></channel></rss>